If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
- Neil Gaiman (via teenager90s)
- Jane Austen, Emma (via teenager90s)